A Kosher blend of carrot, celery, parsley and black pepper for wiseguys and their mothers. Doubles as a soup base by adding hot water. 6.5 oz.

A balanced blend of carrot, celery, parsley and pepper that adds up to a great meal. Perfect for cooking up a quick dinner when you’re feeling taxed. Doubles as a soup base by adding hot water. 6.5 oz.

A gentle lamb seasoning of garlic, onion, oregano and rosemary that won’t leave you feeling like you’ve been fleeced. Great for those on the go and out-of-town guests. 3.5 oz.

Tough’s great when it’s your bodyguard, not your dinner. Use this meat tenderizer and save yourself a pounding. 8.5 oz.

Your guests will be breathless when you dress up your fish in this killer overcoat of pepper, chili powder, oregano, basil and coriander. 3.5 oz.

If you’ve been taking a beating because of your lousy ribs, try putting this BBQ seasoning on ’em — it’ll save your skin. 5.5 oz.

Here’s the perfect gift for birthdays, funerals and other auspicious occasions. Includes all seven of our meat rubs in one pack so your friends and loved ones never have to stop to reload. Discreetly packed in a reusable burlap sack — great for burying loot in the yard!

(Includes one each of Chicago-Style Rub-Out Rub, Bugsy’s Kosher Nostra, Cookin the Books, On the Lamb, Soften ’em Up, With the Fishes and Rib Racket.)

If you’re brewing up cider for the whole gang you’ll want to make sure you get it dead to rights. Use this potent blend of cardamom, cloves, allspice, cinnamon sticks and star anise and you’ll have ’em squealing like a snitch. 2.5 oz.